sister carmen

Now you can give those names to Sister Carmen.
I never see Sister Carmen anymore.
Oh yeah, because you're a nurser.
Yeah, I'm in the nursery all day.
Why aren't nurses called nursers? Nurse is something you do; not something you are.
Yep. Nursers nurse in the nursery.
Exactly. Just like nunners nun in the nunnery.
Ha. Nunners...

good question

what was that?

a raisin.

why did you put it in my mouth?

the manta ray diet

- Then there was that one episode where we found out that fish don't just have sex like humans.
- Yeah, they just release a cloud of one thing and a cloud of another, and hope they cloud together.
- And then the manta rays swoop in and eat it all.
- Mantas are gross.
- Manta rays eat fish sex for breakfast.

Day After Day

Good morning sharp shooter.
Good morning deadeye dick.

Good morning Tony the Tiger.
Good morning Toucan Sam.

Good morning Captain America.
Good morning Mount Rushmore.

full circle with the lip tissue

» Lips are weird. They're skin, but they're not normal skin.
« Yeah, true. They're half in your mouth and half on your face.
» Outside skin is all dry and lives on land, while the rest of your organ tissue basically lives under water.
« If outside skin is land creatures and inside tissue is underwater breathers, then lips are... amphibians.
» And amphibians are weird.

prayer one-liner

I'm thankful to be leaving a clean house for a good job on a nice day.

1 Nephi 11:21–23 (and the most joyous)

1. Knowest thou the meaning of the tree which thy father saw?
2. Yea, it is the love of God, which sheddeth itself abroad in the hearts of the children of men; wherefore, it is the most desirable above all things.
3. Yea, and the most joyous to the soul.