Tuesday, August 17, 2010

mother/baby day 2

do we get any visitors today?
yeah. we'll come see you.
k. cuz we're still HERE.

Monday, July 19, 2010

The Mundy Morning Blues Band

Aww, someone's got a case of the Mondays...

...Cuz it's Monday.

That's not very funny.

No. It's not... That's what makes it funny.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010


w: i hate soccer
h: it's so mean
w: i think i'm going to cry
h: i almost passed out. still might
h: i'm using your labor playlist to settle down
w: i've had 3 contractions in the last 15 minutes

Monday, June 14, 2010

variation on a theme

Please bless us with the moisture we need in our skin to keep us from feeling so itchy.

Monday, March 22, 2010

maternal words of wisdom

• Your personality is not conducive to having a child.

• What?

• A baby is unpredictable from the time it's conceived 'til the day that you die.

Friday, January 29, 2010

sister carmen

Now you can give those names to Sister Carmen.
I never see Sister Carmen anymore.
Oh yeah, because you're a nurser.
Yeah, I'm in the nursery all day.
Why aren't nurses called nursers? Nurse is something you do; not something you are.
Yep. Nursers nurse in the nursery.
Exactly. Just like nunners nun in the nunnery.
Ha. Nunners...

Monday, January 25, 2010

good question

what was that?

a raisin.

why did you put it in my mouth?