Wednesday, March 26, 2008

triangles 072406

) which triangle do you think you are:
isosceles
acute
equilateral
scalene
or right triangle?

) isosceles?
maybe?
i'd hate to be acute or obtuse
or right
scalene maybe
i like that
isos or scal

) i like the way isoscelesees look

) me too
but i like the definition of scalene
and i like the sound of them both

) in all reality you're probably scalene

) agreed

) what are the odds of having two sides the same?

) 15-20%

) negligable

Monday, March 24, 2008

spelling 061506

) how do you spell braziere? brazeer?
) the first. but not quite. brassiere.
) whoa. that's classy.
) yeah. they are.

synonyms 051906

) Rick said your girlfriend is cute.
) I'm glad Rick admits to you what he'd never say to me.
) He said "She's kinda cute." Just for your records.
) He said to me, "Why's one eye bigger than the other?"

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

o salvador

) Should I ask Lisa if she's single?
} Why wouldn't she be?
) Well... why wouldn't she be? ... I mean, why couldn't she be?
} That's what I just said!
) I mean, she could be dating someone.

Friday, March 14, 2008

wherever we are ))(( jacob 5:20 & 21

) How comest thou hither to plant this tree, or this branch of the tree? For behold, it was the poorest spot in all the land of thy vineyard.
) Counsel me not; I knew that it was a poor spot of ground; wherefore, I said unto thee, I have nourished it this long time, and thou beholdest that it hath brought forth much fruit.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

i need a ride home (pass the buck)

} you wanna come to my house after work?
} again? i want to go to bed is what.
} you should come over.
} meh.
} just for a second.
} i think sally was talking about wanting to go to your house. right, sal? after work? just for a second?
) huh?
} is that true?
) so confused.
} james wants to have you over.
} yeah, you should come.

Monday, March 10, 2008

koalas

) i like their attitude, all silent and lazy
) so chill
) and it could hold your wallet for you. in its pocket
) and their big noses are like muppet noses
) yes! those noses are hilarious

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

timely, from the visual infant

} I enjoy things way too much before they even happen, not quite enough while they happen, and not at all right after they're over. Is that wrong?

} So maybe, when they don't happen it's like "big deal" to you, since the exciting part is over anyway. (Can anybody say Iceland? Can you?)