Mr. Robert

:::: No Vegas for you?
:: No ma'am. What about you?
:::: Just got home last night. No Vegas please.
:: Back from Nippon?
:::: Yes, from my country. I'm so glad to be home.
:: Welcome. You are always welcome among my countryfolk.
:::: Arigato Mr. Robert.
:: Ha. Robert?
:::: Domo Arigato Mr. Robert . . . it's a song.
:: Haha. It's Mr. Roboto. Did you just Americanize it for me?
:::: No way!!! I thought it was Robert!!! I am sure it's Robert.
:: I'm dying.

Nintendo Wii

:: Have you played Nintendo Wii yet?
:::: Never.
:: You can download games on it for like $6 each from old systems. If it gets to the point where it has all the old Mario and Sonic games, I will buy it in a second.
:::: That's exactly what we need.
:: All official. Not crappy rips or emulators.
:::: Right.
:: Every girl and boy needs one if that could happen.
:::: They should have been making each new system capable of playing old games as well from the beginning. Not just ditching them out.
:: I think in the beginning everyone thought "our new system is far superior. There is no way anyone will ever want to play those old games again."
:::: I'm scared of game systems, that if I get the right one I will be stuck inside my house for the rest of my life and turn into Golem.
:: If Wii gets all those old games, it's worth turning into Golem.

Cat Blog

<< Have you ever read a cat blog? >> Can't say that I have.
<< Here's one.
>> I think I prefer the dog.
<< Me too.

Dog Blog

<< Have you ever read a dog blog? >> No.
<< Here is one.
>> Amazing writer.
<< Yeah. That's what impressed me most.

Messenged

> Getting Ren to download IM was a mistake. Every day he's like "hi" and i'm like "yes?" and he's like "whats up?" And then that's it. As if when he signs on like he walked into a real room of people and feels obligated to say hi to everyone.
>> Seems like in 2000 when I first got messenger I thought like that a little bit.
>>> I don't think I ever thought that.
>>>> Like if you're logged on but you're not talking you're just ignoring them like a jerk.
>>>>> Like walking right past them without acknowledging them.

Banana again

:-: Mel, I need you to break my banana in half.
:-:-: I gotta take the sticker off. Stickers throw it off.
(broken banana sound)
:-: Thanks, I can see your handprints.
:-:-: Oh, sorry.
:-: That's okay, I think it's just a thick peel.

Dude, don't.

: I wanted to be all, "dude, don't make suckling noises with your mouth next to me in the bathroom."
::: But you didn't?
: No. Got scared.
::: Plus, what if he was all, "dude, make suckling noises with your mouth next to me in the bathroom."
: And I did? And I liked it?


(Does anyone think "smacking noises" would be better in this situation?)

Body dead, gone to hell

:.: I thought I saw a dead body in the gutter and a man pushing it with a pushbroom this morning. I was so scared.
:.:.: Eww. Sick! What was it? Anything?
:.: An alive body in the gutter and a man pushing it with a pushbroom.
:.:.: Really?? Like a pushbroom fight, or a pushbroom game?
:.: Actually I don't even think there was a pushbroom. It was just one man halfway in a storm drain and his supervisor. I guess.