dirty collars w/simultaneous

^-^ What did you learn about removable collars?
^.^ How they were popular because you could starch them separate. And blue collar workers and white collar workers came from them.
^-^ Didn't the dad on Peter Pan have one?
^.^ Hmmmm. They were invented when some noble lady cut one off and washed it then sewed it back on.
^-^ Why didn't she just wash the whole shirt?
^.^ I don't know. Maybe just the collar was dirty. And she hadn't enough water.
^-^ Collars do get way more dirty than the rest.
^.^ Yeah. I hate it. I can't believe my neck makes collars so brown.
^-^ Yea I get grossed out at myself for doing that to collars. How do our necks get so dirty??? They don't touch anything, it makes no sense.
(((((((((((simultaneous)))))))))))
^.^ I imagine hair oils are just dripping down our necks all day.
^-^ It can only mean we are secreting brown crap out of our necks.
(((((((((((back to normal)))))))))))
^-^ Just drippy with hair sap.
^.^ It's truly gross.