Tuesday, May 27, 2008

the elusive tan

hopefully you can get a tan while you're gone.
yeah, hopefully i can.
you'll be in hawaii, how can you not?
you'd be surprised how i can not.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

trespassers william

) I already looked into expunging my criminal history record. It looks doable.
) Ha. Hacking the computers?
) That's one way. My way involves more trespassing.
) Well, since you're a budding pro, I say go for it.
) I think I've learned what to do and what not to do.
) No gloves, no fu man chu facial hair, no crazy skateboarding friends.
) Exactly. I work alone now. No accomplices, including mustaches.

Friday, May 2, 2008