mother/baby day 2

hi.

hi.

do we get any visitors today?

yeah. we'll come see you.

k. cuz we're still HERE.

The Mundy Morning Blues Band

Aww, someone's got a case of the Mondays...

...Cuz it's Monday.

That's not very funny.

No. It's not... That's what makes it funny.

USA-Algeria

57'
w: i hate soccer
h: it's so mean
91'
w: i think i'm going to cry
h: i almost passed out. still might
FT
h: i'm using your labor playlist to settle down
w: i've had 3 contractions in the last 15 minutes

variation on a theme

Please bless us with the moisture we need in our skin to keep us from feeling so itchy.

maternal words of wisdom

• Your personality is not conducive to having a child.

• What?

• A baby is unpredictable from the time it's conceived 'til the day that you die.

sister carmen

Now you can give those names to Sister Carmen.
I never see Sister Carmen anymore.
Oh yeah, because you're a nurser.
Yeah, I'm in the nursery all day.
Why aren't nurses called nursers? Nurse is something you do; not something you are.
Yep. Nursers nurse in the nursery.
Exactly. Just like nunners nun in the nunnery.
Ha. Nunners...

good question

what was that?

a raisin.

why did you put it in my mouth?

the manta ray diet

- Then there was that one episode where we found out that fish don't just have sex like humans.
- Yeah, they just release a cloud of one thing and a cloud of another, and hope they cloud together.
- And then the manta rays swoop in and eat it all.
- Mantas are gross.
- Manta rays eat fish sex for breakfast.

Day After Day

Good morning sharp shooter.
Good morning deadeye dick.

Good morning Tony the Tiger.
Good morning Toucan Sam.

Good morning Captain America.
Good morning Mount Rushmore.