Why do people put a fist in front of their mouth when coughing? It does nothing!
Only if they pucker their lips into their fist will it work.
This lady, one of the SEOs I hate, has been coughing WAY too loud, so I was spying and seeing what she was doing wrong, and it's that she is coughing onto a fist that she holds about 6 inches in front of her mouth.
Like she's holding an imaginary microphone to cough into?
Exactly.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
this isn't rocket science
So, help me out here. What's the opposite of rocket science?
Like, actual rocket science, or the term rocket science?
Well, the term, but I think you have to go somewhat literal to figure it out.
[conversation too long and twisty and funny to duplicate here]
...So crudely drawn buffalo is the opposite of rocket science!
Yeah! Rocket science is the discipline of launching people and objects away from earth and it is only possible to the most advanced minds.
And crudely drawn buffalo is painted on the wall of a cave, within the earth, by the most degenerate mind.
Like, actual rocket science, or the term rocket science?
Well, the term, but I think you have to go somewhat literal to figure it out.
[conversation too long and twisty and funny to duplicate here]
...So crudely drawn buffalo is the opposite of rocket science!
Yeah! Rocket science is the discipline of launching people and objects away from earth and it is only possible to the most advanced minds.
And crudely drawn buffalo is painted on the wall of a cave, within the earth, by the most degenerate mind.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
may as well make it a tribute
1. How long have you known Bruce and in what capacity?
I've known 4-Slyce Bruce for nearly 8 years now. We served as LDS missionaries in Bulgaria. We attended BYU together and spent a semester as roommates during that time. We've been faithful members of the selfsame Pizza Club for 4 years now (thus the nickname "4-Slyce"). And we're good friends.
2. How would you say he deals in cross-cultural situations?
4-Slyce is, no joke, probably the best "people person" that I know. Cultural differences can't touch him; he simply transcends them. He has a social network the size of Olympus Mons and—though predominantly white—its constituents come from all sorts of cultures and countries. Answer: He deals very well.
3. How would you say he navigates challenges?
A humble man, 4-Slyce is not afraid to seek advice from any of his many knowledgeable sources. That is his strength. He will always find a way to navigate his challenges even if it means involving a friend or family member.
4. Do you feel that there are any “red flags” that we should be aware of?
Nah. This is 4-Slyce Bruce we're talking about, after all.
I've known 4-Slyce Bruce for nearly 8 years now. We served as LDS missionaries in Bulgaria. We attended BYU together and spent a semester as roommates during that time. We've been faithful members of the selfsame Pizza Club for 4 years now (thus the nickname "4-Slyce"). And we're good friends.
2. How would you say he deals in cross-cultural situations?
4-Slyce is, no joke, probably the best "people person" that I know. Cultural differences can't touch him; he simply transcends them. He has a social network the size of Olympus Mons and—though predominantly white—its constituents come from all sorts of cultures and countries. Answer: He deals very well.
3. How would you say he navigates challenges?
A humble man, 4-Slyce is not afraid to seek advice from any of his many knowledgeable sources. That is his strength. He will always find a way to navigate his challenges even if it means involving a friend or family member.
4. Do you feel that there are any “red flags” that we should be aware of?
Nah. This is 4-Slyce Bruce we're talking about, after all.
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