elephants' feet

=== I can't believe elephants' feet.
===== Me neither, just pulverizing stumps . . . but sometimes they are like soggy bags.
=== I think you could use an elephant's foot turned upside down as a dinner table.
===== For sure the ones that aren't too soggy.
=== Here's your table.
===== It's weird how their toenails grow straight into the ground. It seems like that would cause problems, like you are always stomping the nail back up to where it grew out of.
=== I never thought of that. Like if we were kicking the wall all day long.
===== Yeah, exactly. But kicking it with a foot that weighed 3 tons.