instant messenger magic®

][ How old is that boy?
[] 25.
][ I thought he felt like a peer.
[] And he is.
][ Know what a sweet IM tool would be? One that let's you mess with already sent messages. I would go in and change the 'p' to 'qu' and you would still be stuck with your 'and he is' response.
[] Ha. Patent that.
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][ How old is that boy?
[] 25.
][ I thought he felt like a queer.
[] And he is.
][ Oh man! I am going to tell him you said that!

water cooler talk

... Our water cooler says "It's not bottled...It's SUPERIOR." And the brand is Superior Water Products.

... But you see no jug of water?

... No. Because it's not bottled. Or jugged either probably.

...

... I just lifted the top off and the jug is a big green plastic tank cube, looks kind of like a gas can maybe.

... I just looked at mine. Aspen Technologies. And it activates the water with oxygen. And I realized there is a water hose leading from the back. So I think it involves no bottles or jugs. It's a water purifier.

... Ohhh. There is a tiny hose that goes from ours to the wall too, but it seems too small for water.

... Yeah, thats ours.

... Like a quarter-inch diameter.

... Yes yes!

undesirable adults

(_Tyler is trying to destroy Mr. Snickerdoodles.
(_Trying to banish his soul?
(_Yes. To the POUND. Where they pound animals. Nobody wants an adult cat.
(_Nobody wants an adult human either—out the door at age 18.
(_Adults are undesirable.

the song sung as a duet

1» I'm not perfect, I know I never will be.
2» No one's perfect, you know it's true.
1» Sisters and brothers, even dads and mothers—
2» —all make mistakes, and so do you.

the fish or the beauty

•• Of course the fish, what else?
-- The beauty.
•• Ohhh. The beauty. You know that beauty? You don't.
-- No. I don't.
•• No one does.
-- Someone does.
•• Yeah, I guess so. I do.
-- No. You don't, either.
•• Nah. You're right.
-- How can we meet her?