\/ the tallest dog in the world is on Oprah right now!
/\ is it measured in hands like a horse?
\/ it's measured in paws.
/\ cuuuute.
\/ and he rides on airplanes in real people seats.
/\ really? And he has a social security #? and SkyMiles? and his own pet dog?
\/ yeah.
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
ultimate intimate battle
# Who wins in the Ultimate Intimate Battle, beard or dreads?
# What?
# If a guy has a beard and a girl has dreads, and they get intimate, who wins that battle?
# I think it's dreads.
# Really? I never knew dreads were that tough.
# Oh yeah.
# Even if it's a giant lumberjack beard?
# Yeah. Because even that beard is maintained. I actually shampoo and condition my beard.
# What?
# If a guy has a beard and a girl has dreads, and they get intimate, who wins that battle?
# I think it's dreads.
# Really? I never knew dreads were that tough.
# Oh yeah.
# Even if it's a giant lumberjack beard?
# Yeah. Because even that beard is maintained. I actually shampoo and condition my beard.
Monday, December 10, 2007
dude would like a dog
1_in all reality I never play videogames
2_i dont play them nearly as much as i fantisize about them
1_Yeah. I think all day about how sweet they are to play, but then I don't play them.
2_yes yes me too! i like having them though
1_yeah. you need to have them. If my brother wasn't married with a baby I know we would play nintendo every night
2_stupid marriages and babies. they ruin fun. and money
1_they leave no time for either
2_if it wasn't for wifes and kids, all the dudes of the world would be so rich and having so much fun all of the time. i think i want to buy a puppie
1_really??
2_yea i think about it alot
1_that is a wild thought. Do you think about which kind and stuff?
2_this one. the one in the purple shirt. but i dont know what kind
1_yeah, he is cool.
2_click "more views". its a mogwai i think
1_I always forget how much you like dogs in clothing
2_its amazing. that main dog on that page... the one modeling all the colors of shirts. seems like in every picture someone is yelling "bad dog!" at it. i hope so
1_yeah, either he has no tail, or is in so much trouble that it is between his legs. HE DOES HAVE A TAIL. BETWEEN HIS LEGS
2_he probably had no idea what he did to deserve having to be in a studio all day wearing different shirts with people yelling at him the whole time
1_that must have been a terrible day for him
2_i dont play them nearly as much as i fantisize about them
1_Yeah. I think all day about how sweet they are to play, but then I don't play them.
2_yes yes me too! i like having them though
1_yeah. you need to have them. If my brother wasn't married with a baby I know we would play nintendo every night
2_stupid marriages and babies. they ruin fun. and money
1_they leave no time for either
2_if it wasn't for wifes and kids, all the dudes of the world would be so rich and having so much fun all of the time. i think i want to buy a puppie
1_really??
2_yea i think about it alot
1_that is a wild thought. Do you think about which kind and stuff?
2_this one. the one in the purple shirt. but i dont know what kind
1_yeah, he is cool.
2_click "more views". its a mogwai i think
1_I always forget how much you like dogs in clothing
2_its amazing. that main dog on that page... the one modeling all the colors of shirts. seems like in every picture someone is yelling "bad dog!" at it. i hope so
1_yeah, either he has no tail, or is in so much trouble that it is between his legs. HE DOES HAVE A TAIL. BETWEEN HIS LEGS
2_he probably had no idea what he did to deserve having to be in a studio all day wearing different shirts with people yelling at him the whole time
1_that must have been a terrible day for him
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