Tuesday, December 11, 2007

ultimate intimate battle

# Who wins in the Ultimate Intimate Battle, beard or dreads?
# What?
# If a guy has a beard and a girl has dreads, and they get intimate, who wins that battle?
# I think it's dreads.
# Really? I never knew dreads were that tough.
# Oh yeah.
# Even if it's a giant lumberjack beard?
# Yeah. Because even that beard is maintained. I actually shampoo and condition my beard.

2 comments:

4-Slyce said...

I can't wait to have a beard... I think that comes when I become a father

stern mister serious said...

Yeah! You should do dreads too. Then you will be unstoppable in the intimate arena!