it's died, i think.
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whilst you were away?
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maybe. yeah. she smells like eggs.
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ha. there was this girl way back in my 4-year-old cali days that smelled like eggs. I still remember her.
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whoa. i can't kiss a mouth that smells like eggs.
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no way no way no how
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she can't smell it, but i can. so eggy
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have you brought it up?
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oh yeah
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really??
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i started by asking her if she'd had eggs recently
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ha
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it didn't go over so well
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that kills me. awesome. probably kills her in a different way. and you, in still another
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it's hard to date some who smells like eggs even after they brush their teeth. how do you kiss an egg mouth?
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is it all in the breath? or is it in the skin?
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mostly the mouth. there were times when i'd get close to kissing her. then i'd smell old eggs and change my mind
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so you never kissed her? eggs from day 1?
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i did before, a long time ago ... the eggs seem to be a new development. dead eggs mouth
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how old was she?
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29
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old enough for her eggs to go rotten
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somebody else can decorate that easter egg
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ha. nice one.
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Wow. I finally found something worse than never being able to kiss until the significant other has brushed, because you're horribly allergic to most of the foods on the planet: if brushing has no significant impact on breath quality.
If only I could see the shock value as others realized who's saying this, but . . . I'd rather have severe gastronomic pains with good kissing than good kissing with bad breath.
I'm just now understanding the humor of this conversation.
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