Asymmetrical Hair

: you doing anything above and beyond boring tonight?
: nah. you?
: well. if I'm mad enough at it—cut my hair off.
: do you always cut your own hair?
: for a while now. mostly I just buzz it, but maybe I'll try something different. something hip.
: hip is good. i saw my first real-life asymmetrical haircut yesterday at church.
: intentional? hip?
: i loved it. i would never do it. but i loved it.
: I don't even know how to imagine it.
: i can get you a visual.
: that would help.
: you can kind of see the hair in this picture. it looks better now but that's the idea.
: ha. looks like a cocker spaniel with a short ear and a long ear.
: haha. yes it does.
: it's too crazy. It seems like something's wrong. with the health of the person. like they had to get one side short so that doctors could do surgery on their brain.
: i hear you learn all about that in neuroscience school.
: yeah. Which haircuts to give.
: and which to get.