Thursday, February 22, 2007

DAY14

+ If I could stop bleeding! Wait, what did you say?
+ Would you please take a bath?
+ Yeah, if I could stop bleeding! A bath will do me no good.
+ You wouldn't smell like an over-handled trophy.
+ Well when I'm bled to empty death you can taxiderm me into a trophy! And over-handle me!
+ Maybe if you go to sleep it will stop.
+ Really?
+ Yeah, your heart stops when you sleep. Plus you don't yell when you're asleep. Or stink as much.
+ Well the full moon is too bright for sleep.
+ But not too bright to smell like a trophy.

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