Duty

~~ does your work have a fridge full of food to steal?
~ mmmm, not really
~~ mine has 2 fridges. i have been working diligently each day after 6 to eat everything possible that i would eat out of them before i leave this job
~ are they snacks provided for employees, or ones that employees leave in them?
~~ ones employees leave for too long. the rule on the fridge clearly states that anything left past each friday will be thrown away, but in reality no one ever follows through on this. so i have taken it upon myself to eat everyone's lean cuisines and snackpacks, and to drink their slim fast. it is my duty. jew-ty. my jew-ty.
~ You are very responsible