Banana//Paper Clip

-I'm gonna stab my banana with this paper clip right before I eat it.
--Okay.
---Because It's just gonna be a tiny hole anyway and I'm gonna eat it right after. Unless you do.
----I won't.
---But do you want to?
--Kind of.
-We can share. I'll stab it twice. Or do you want to stab your side by yourself?
--Does my side have to be stabbed?
---I think so.
----I'll do it myself.