off the hook—a tribute

) How does that make you feel?
) Off the hook.
) Like, "man, that party was off the hook!"?
) No. No, no, no. Well, yes, I suppose like that... but I mean I am literally off the hook. Now that Runnerka has that boyfriend and Cheeks has her fiancé, I think I get to be guiltless.
) Literally, no more meat hook in your back. Making you bleed literal blood.
) No more Eagle Claw treble hook in my gullet.
) So you are feeling good about all that.
) I am feeling good about all that, and jealous about all them.

NOTE: gullet kind of sounds like guilt, so... make a metaphor out of that?