my new companion

What's up?
Home teaching in 5.5 hours. What's up?
Getting pumped.

How the MASK Stole Christmas

© Do you like How the Grinch Stole Christmas?
® Well, I haven't watched it since like Y2K, so I don't remember really.
© Well, I've never really liked it and I think I figured out why: because it reminds me too much of The Mask. It might as well be a sequel to it.
® So, How the Mask Stole Christmas.

there were babies at kneaders

I know you've got more important things to worry about than an old sandwich, so here's what I'm going to do: I'll eat your sandwich (probably) for lunch. But don't be mad 'cuz I will make it up to you. Possibly by buying you another sandwich or food item of equal or greater value.
Be careful!...there are onions in it.
Thanks, I will. I will be wary of your germs as well.
I have not the slightest idea of what you are talking about (girls don't have germs).
Excellent! I'll take your word for it. But if I find even one germ...
...If you find one germ and show it to me, I will write you the best letter of apology you have ever seen.

taking the blame

You phrase things strange.
That's my fault.

Christmas isn't about money

Any word on Christmas bonuses?
They're giving away thousands like it's nothing this year. Big stockings full of hot, sweaty cash.
Right on. Just like the ones I wear.