trying to tell a story

• So, you know how everyone, at least once, has shot the ball on the wrong hoop before?
••• ...
• Well, I grabbed the ball on the rebound and somebody hit my arm and made me shoot the ball...
••••• No one hit your arm!
• Yes they did!
••••• No they didn't!
• Well, I grabbed the ball and for a second I thought it was our hoop and I started to shoot, but when I remembered, someone hit my arm and made me shoot it on the wrong hoop.
••••• No they didn't. You shot it on the wrong hoop. It's okay.
• Well it was right after half time so we had just switched sides.
••••• No it wasn't.
• Yeah it was.
••••••• It was.
••••• Okay, fine. It was.
• And the refs were making fun of me like they have never shot on the wrong hoop before.
••••• Maybe they haven't.
• No, they have. EVERYONE HAS.
••••••••• They're like 12.
• I'm 12.
••••••••• I know. Actually, I thought you were 11.

good news! from the new cmo (with classic getting-old joke)

••• Okay, I’ve broken through the red tape. It may take a couple days for IT to get past its current projects and get to you, but everyone on the Web Marketing team will get admin access to their machines courtesy of Rich Foster. Enjoy!
••••• Thank you. When I am administering to my computer I will be thinking of you.
••• I am already feeling the warmth. Oh, maybe that’s just my Depends.

confidence

» You are a good-looking man. You are a good-looking man.
« Are you talking to yourself, Richard?
» Yes. Richard, you are a good-looking man.

renewed awe

— Um, I don't think it's a good idea to take Randy to temples.
— That's why, no matter how hard he tries, we need to go to the Oquirrh Mountain Temple Open House just you and I.

first counselor, but not for long

^ Will you not marry me?
^ No.

you can see, she can sew

{} The bag is a big hit sweetheart! Nobody even believes that I did it... They asked if I used some kind of kit.
{} Yes! In their faces! I'm so happy for you.

lewis is put out about it

» Is that a "Lewis" Oh boy or an "I just found ten dollars in my pocket" Oh boy?
» I think you know the answer to that. The latter is almost always followed by an exclamation point and almost never preceded by "Lewis said."

new pizza president takes action

I saw Sensei yesterday for the first time since his wedding.
Was he walking around without his wife?
His wife was sick. I stopped by his house to take away his pizza club shirt.