One Sill a Bull

– The bull is too big.
–– No bull is too big.
––– You sound like big Paul B.
–––– Thanks, you look like John H.
––––– 'Coz I'm strong right?
–––––– Yeah. Wait, I sound like Paul B?
––––––– Um. I think? Wait—
–––––––– Babe the big blue ox was an ox not a bull.
––––––––– You're right. You don't sound like Paul B. Who had a big bull?
–––––––––– New South Wales.
––––––––––– Okay. You sound like New South Wales.

Cinnamon pt. 2

• So what happened to you?
••• Oh. So do you know Cinnamon Spoon?
• No.
••• But you know cinnamon.
• Right and I know spoon.
••• Cinnamon Spoon is the game of trying to eat a giant heaping spoonful of cinnamon.
• That doesn't sound like a game it sounds like a torture.
••• Yeah, it is a torture. It was my first torture and I almost died. Cinnamon dust coats your mouth and throat and nasal passages and suffocates you.
• Wow.
••• I cried my eyes out. It burned and sanded my throat.
• I'm sorry. So you're trying to heal?
••• Yeah. I think I've cleared my head of all cinnamon pockets so I'm feeling okay. My uvula is still a little swollen. Don't play Cinnamon Spoon.
• I wouldn't dream of it. Are you going to go to the soirée this soir?
••• Yeah, I'll be there. With root beer.

Cinnamon pt. 1

• Do you know Cinnamon?
••• Who?
• You know, like Cinnamon Roll, Cinnamon Bun . . .
••• Oh. Yeah.
• Do you know where he is?

Duty

~~ does your work have a fridge full of food to steal?
~ mmmm, not really
~~ mine has 2 fridges. i have been working diligently each day after 6 to eat everything possible that i would eat out of them before i leave this job
~ are they snacks provided for employees, or ones that employees leave in them?
~~ ones employees leave for too long. the rule on the fridge clearly states that anything left past each friday will be thrown away, but in reality no one ever follows through on this. so i have taken it upon myself to eat everyone's lean cuisines and snackpacks, and to drink their slim fast. it is my duty. jew-ty. my jew-ty.
~ You are very responsible

Kitchen Futon

•• i am really liking your dining area. you put up the giganticus picture, and it looks awesome
• thank you. It matches the kitchen futon
•• which is a funny piece of furniture, but cool. it's like a booth. or if you get too tired cooking you can just rest for a bit
• yeah. or if you burn your turkey and you need to lie down and cry.
•• or if your manicotti is hard around the edges you can sit back down with the betty crocker book and reread to make sure you did it right

Mark 12:14–17

• Is it lawful to give tribute to Caesar, or not? Shall we give, or shall we not give?
•• Bring me a penny, that I may see it. Whose is this image and superscription?
• Caesar's
•• Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s, and to God the things that are God’s.

And they marvelled at him.

Computer Talk

• The latest news

•• ADODB.Field error '800a0bcd'

• Either BOF or EOF is True, or the current record has been deleted.

•• Is that a threat or a promise?

• Both. Requested operation requires a current record.

Tandem Bike Day

1 have you ridden a tandem bike before?
2 no, have you?
1 no. so obviously I need to. I needs do things previously undone.
2 certainly.
1 You wanna help me?
2 yes. yes i do.
1 awesome. Saturday . . . morning?
wait. that's tomorrow?
yeah. tomorrow.
2 yeah. saturday morning it is.
1 k. I shall call you in the morningtime.
2 okay.

On One

• You see those brownies back there?
•• Yeah.
• You know you wanna dig in.
•• I'll know when I wanna dig in.
• You'll know because I'll tell you.
•• Ha.
• You want the spider again?
•• No! No! I'll eat them! I'll eat them all!
• Put it on yourself.
(He puts it on himself)

DAY16

• She adjusted his bow tie like a lobster would. Her hands are big juicy claws. Or pinchers I mean.
•• I bet his bow tie is ruined.
• Chopped to ribbons.
•• A bow tie is just a ribbon anyway. Only presents and clowns wear those.
• Wait. Clowns wear ribbons?
•• I mean clowns wear those bow ties that spin around. Only presents and prize pigs wear ribbons.
• Blue Ribbons.

DAY15

• I don't usually hit the ground running.
•• Me neither. Sometimes I don't even hit the ground.
• You can fly?
•• No, but I can float.
• Anyway, this last time I did hit the ground running, and these other guys around me did too, and this one funny one yells, 'We just hit the ground racing!'
•• That's the way the cookie crumbles.

Burt's Bees

^ Everyone loves Burt's Bees now.
^^ Yeah, they kind of do. It's pretty good though. I thought it would taste like bees, but it doesn't.
^ Even though I've never tasted bee, I know I would recognize it. Like if I put on lip balm that tasted like bee I would be all, "eww, that tastes like bee!" or "mmmm, that tastes just like bee!" maybe.
^^ And that's what I meant too. I've never had bee, but bee has had me.
^ Bee has had you?
^^ Yeah. This one bee was on my arm once, licking my skin, then it stung me. Probably because I told it to kiss it and piss it.
^ Ha. You know what I thought?
^^ What?
^ I thought once when I saw Burt's Bees that it was Burst Bees. Can you imagine?