mean?

) he told me he has 3 valentines! i guarentee zero valentines.
) yeah. he was telling me that too over the internet. and how they aren't "officially his valentines" but how he can joke with them and be all, "hey, it's valentine's day, so..." you know.
) yea he said that exact sentence to me.
) of course he did.
) like they will go along with it and then forget they aren't his valentine. and all the sudden there's three babes in his bed.
) and somehow he believes it. insanely optimistic.
) he actually beleives 3 out of 3 will show up instead of 0!!! . . . 3!!!!!!
) i wish i could watch each one as he delivers his valentimes line.
) when he delivers it to their voicemail.