a valuable lesson // part 2 •//• i'm a real-life idiot sometimes // part 2 as well

(via messenger program)
} You still got your rubber on?
) This is his sister. He called from work to have me check his email, I promise.
} 4-Slyce...
) And what rubber are you referring to, should I be worried? I promise this is Marian, you can even call him, he's filing for $XX/hour.
} Ha. It's a metaphorical rubber. Awesome.
) Gotcha. Glad it's metaphorical :)